He's some guy I made up. He was originally just a zombie, but then I saw the third Pirates of the Carribean movie, so I made him a pirate. I didn't want him to look serious. His problem is that he's always falling apart and losing body parts. I made it so that he can get beat up a lot, and be able to just put himself back together. And he's always groaning and mumbling and cursing under his breath about how he hates everything. Maybe someday he'll be in a short cartoon. (Sigh.)
MetalDart
Hello.
Nose-army
Arrr.