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Say Hello to Negative Joe

Posted by Nose-army Jul. 3, 2008 @ 12:34 PM EDT

He's some guy I made up. He was originally just a zombie, but then I saw the third Pirates of the Carribean movie, so I made him a pirate. I didn't want him to look serious. His problem is that he's always falling apart and losing body parts. I made it so that he can get beat up a lot, and be able to just put himself back together. And he's always groaning and mumbling and cursing under his breath about how he hates everything. Maybe someday he'll be in a short cartoon. (Sigh.)

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Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:41 PM MetalDart says:

Hello.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 12:54 PM Nose-army responds:

Arrr.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:15 PM Eddie says:

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii 116/Eiduringi/Nonjiooe.jpg

I made him negative.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:35 PM Nose-army responds:

So I guess that would be positive Joe, then.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:27 PM Scalene says:

I lol'd at Eddie.

Also, come back to the BBS, damnit!

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:37 PM Nose-army responds:

Who? Me or Eddie?

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:45 PM Pig-Fart says:

If he is now a pirate why are his body parts consistently falling off? Are you implying that he loses limbs in his numerous saber duels and replaces them with wooden ones; only to lose them again? Work with me here.

Oh, and "Hello".

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:05 PM Nose-army responds:

Er, no. His body parts sorta just fall off on their own and he just puts them back on. He tries to keep them on with his bandages.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:14 PM darknessdweller says:

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Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:42 PM Pig-Fart says:

So hes a zombie pirate? I thought you meant he changed to simply just a pirate.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 2:59 PM Nose-army responds:

No. He's still a zombie.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 9:45 PM Yrtnej says:

He looks more like a Bob. Go figure.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 12:26 AM Nose-army responds:

Meh. Negative Joe sounds better than Negative Bob. Bob makes me think of a fat guy who has brown hair.

Jul. 5, 2008 | 5:08 PM eyerecon says:

rawr

Jul. 7, 2008 | 3:36 AM eyerecon says:

Change his sword colour

Jul. 7, 2008 | 5:04 PM Nose-army responds:

Why?

Jul. 9, 2008 | 12:28 AM eyerecon says:

Because it looks like a light sabre